Wear all a sleepless night, turning to this the arrival of cruise marine is that despite appearances is not trivial issue. I think we should organize and form a welcoming committee for these kind tourists who come to visit us and meet us.
best thing would put on our best clothes and clean underwear to the port to welcome . It must be a bit like those scenes of "Holiday at Sea" cruise when reached Puerto Vallarta and the daughter of captain pulled his head to the mainland and be secured to any creature walking in reverse. Let us s pamelones a divine and most fashionable sunglasses to find whether or not the black and give them the welcome they deserve these wonderful visitors
Most importantly, be kind , remember that there is as in a dark room where not even show, and you're kneeling or pump without time or blinking. There to be educated and keep the forms, you see we are not savages and so realize that we can be civil. The first is to shake hands and introduce ourselves to two kisses. Put more manly voice that you can even if it means you may have to leave the throat so frazzled that I have to perform a tracheotomy.
not notice that we are desperate and make them think that is what we do for them and not vice versa (which is what it is)
If you both like the same tourist not quarrel in front of him, they see that we can politely agree and if I want to make the best eyes you do privately and discreetly you fight to the death by extreme fight or until one of them give up and humiliated doing a harakiri, the winner will keep the trophy right?
Let not the last time these marine and cruise ships in Palma "be careful out there"
PS: If anyone reading this cruise is that you know my name is Chema, I'm gorgeous , athletic body, 20-odd years and there ...¡¡ scandal dick is that!
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